TOP TEN WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOU MUD TOO MUCH



10. Your eyes look like something for "the night the mole men from Mars attack New York" from sitting in front of a screen for hours.

9. When you have been playing the game for 2 months and your age in the game is 59 days.

8. When you walk down the street and everyone calls you by your game name.

7. You care more if a god makes it harder for you to advance than if the president makes it harder to live in the U.S.

6. When you have seen "You see your body from above." for the 48th time this week.

5. When you are having sex you start by saying "I'm touching your keyboard."

4. You go into withdrawal when the game is down for more than a day.

3. You have been sitting at the terminal for so long that your parents have filed a missing persons report.

2. You have been playing so long that even you can't remember what you look like.

And the number one way you can tell if you mud too much..................

1. It bonecrushes your G.P.A. with an earth shattering force.



(I found this on Usenet. No idea who wrote it.)